Joke time............................

This one was sent to me by my good mate Anton............................................................................. An Irishman walks into a bar in Dublin, orders three pints of>> Guinness and sits in the back of the room, drinking a sip out of each>> one in turn. When he finished all three, he comes back to the bar and>> orders three more. The bartender says to him, "You know, a pint goes>> flat after I draw it; it would taste better if you bought one at a>> time." The Irishman replies, "Well, you see, I have two brothers. One>> is in America, the other in Australia, and I'm here in Dublin. When>> we all left home, we promised that we'd drink this way to remember>> the days we all drank together." The bartender admits that this is a>> nice custom, and leaves it there.The Irishman becomes a regular in>> the bar and always drinks the same way: he orders three pints and>> drinks the pints by>> taking drinks from each of them in turn. >>>> One day, he comes in and orders two pints. All the other regulars in>> the bar notice and fall silent. When he comes back to the bar for the>> second round, the bartender says, "I don't want to intrude on your>> grief, but I wanted to offer my condolences on your great loss." The>> Irishman looks confused for a moment, then a light dawns in his eye>> and he laughs. "Oh, no," he says, "Everyone is fine. It's me..." >> "...I've quit drinking!"